More than just *lost* in translation...

Pinched from luckycricket_1. Because it looked like fun :D

Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.

(Basically the program translates back and forth between English and Japanese until it gets the same result twice in a row. Hilarity, or at least grammatical and semantic weirdness, ensues.)




( Language is a funny, funny thing. And not funny-haha, either... )