"Everybody lies... except politicians??"

[thelibraniniquity]

Taken from wihluta's journal:

Below the cut you'll find Eight Honest-to-Jebus Truefax About me, and Two Lies. Identify the lies and you will earn my admiration an abundance of material that may or may not have blackmail potential.

1. I took a bat'leth into all my written A-level exams.

2. I get ideas for fanfiction by inserting myself into the role of a character I identify most with, and generating plots based on my interactions with the other characters. In fact, I've written some of my best work via this self-insertion method.

3. I voted Conservative at the last general election.

4. I used to have graphic fantasies about the reverend at my gran's church... until I found out he was married.

5. When I was five or six, I nearly ran some kid over in the local shopping centre on my bicycle. I still think I'm the reason it's forbidden to ride bikes in there now.

6. In Year 6, I was one of only two kids in the class who didn't fall for Mr. Mitchell's April Fool's joke of sending the class up onto the field to look for a missing can of elbow grease.

7. High School Musical 2 is my guilty pleasure.

8. I can count to ten in Russian.

9. Because of my primary school's conservatively Catholic sex education classes, for about two weeks I was convinced my dad wasn't my dad, simply because he and my mum weren't married when I was conceived, or even born.

10. I used to have a crush on Peter Firth's voice. Kinda still do.

Comments

[nomorefrostbite.livejournal.com]

4 really concerns me, but I can definitely understand why. Did he wear those nice robes? Hmmm. I'm a pervert, but you seem like such a nice upstanding pillar of the community, so I think it may be false.

I also REALLY REALLY hope number 7 is false. Because i'd never be able to look at you the same way again if you were into that sort of thing.

[thelibraniniquity]

4 really concerns me
Actually it's true. I was seventeen, and he was... well, cute, and a safe option, and I felt really bad for secretly perving on a married man, so I made myself stop.

I also REALLY REALLY hope number 7 is false.
I can explain. It was right after I'd handed my dissertation in, and my youngest sister commandeered the DVD player. An hour and a half-ish of escapism at its purest level. I'll never watch it again though. Don't think I could put myself through it.

[wihluta.livejournal.com]

mh, I'd guess #6 and #3.:-)

[thelibraniniquity]

Hee, you're half right ;D

I did not vote Conservative at the last general election; I actually went independent out of protest at living in a safe Liberal Democrat seat, and knowing that my vote would have been wasted whichever way I voted.

[explodedpen.livejournal.com]

I think 4 and 7 are the LIES DAMN LIES! And t_eyla's backin me up here!

[thelibraniniquity]

Well, you're BOTH WRONG! See here to save me repeating myself. Although... three of my closest friends guessing the same two options? Weird!

[explodedpen.livejournal.com]

High School Musical 2? O_O

Dorky Lorne does not approve!

[thelibraniniquity]

High School Musical 2? O_O
Hey, it surprised me too. And don't bring Dorky Lorne into this. Dorky Lorne approves of everything, which is why he is dorky. Well, everything except poking kittens. That's just wrong.

[explodedpen.livejournal.com]

Dorky Lorne is in this whether he likes it or not.

However the image of you watching High School Musical 2 made my brain implode and next time I see you I shall be compelled to sing songs from musicals at you.

Constantly.

And don't think I won't!