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thelibraniniquity12 characters; 20 questions.
1. Greg House
2. Denny Crane
3. Elim Garak
4. Rodney McKay
5. Evan Lorne
6. Colby Granger
7. Julian Bashir
8. Stuart Reed
9. Elizabeth Weir
10. Dexter Morgan
11. Debra Morgan
12. James Wilson
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Colby/Debra? No. I don't even think there are any. But now I want to.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, he's hot. In a charismatic, smart-men-turn-me-on kind of way.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would cry. My brain would break. And I would have nightmares. Forever.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, but if I think about it for a while, I could rec some awesome vids about her :)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh... no. Denny Crane doesn't have sex with men. He sleeps with Alan Shore ;)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lorne/Weir vs. Lorne/Dexter... LORNE/DEXTER COLLEGE ROMANCE! lol, that would be brilliant. And poor Lorne, going back to a college reunion to find out his ex-boyfriend's a sociopathic serial killer XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
DENNY CRANE DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN! Julian would just wonder who was running the NC17-rated holosuite program when they called for medical assistance...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
No. Because it would break my brain.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If Stuart's already pregnant with Wilson's baby, there never will be.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Cure For Cancer (And Other Perks Of Time Travel)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rodney's in town for a physics conference, goes to PPTH for an epi refill. He's snarky, House on clinic duty is snarky back. Exam room sex ensues.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
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crazy_celebrian and I discuss it in cinemas and pubs.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No, because it's icky. And Garak belongs with Julian ;)
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No. THANK GOD.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He wouldn't scream anything. Unless you mean that *other* passion, in which case if he might yell at whoever he's hacking to pieces with a chainsaw. I don't know what he would yell, though.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
To be utterly cliched, Cat Stevens' "Father and Son"
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
House/Wilson/Colby... but I'd want to make that a gen/case fic, in which case the warnings would be for violence and possible deaths.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
DENNY CRANE DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN! He'd so hit on Debra though. And there are two small words that will get him anything or anyone, anywhere, anytime. "Denny Crane."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday, actually. Fluffy McKay/Lorne :D
...So I'm thinking I should just leave Boston Legal out of future memes.
1. Greg House
2. Denny Crane
3. Elim Garak
4. Rodney McKay
5. Evan Lorne
6. Colby Granger
7. Julian Bashir
8. Stuart Reed
9. Elizabeth Weir
10. Dexter Morgan
11. Debra Morgan
12. James Wilson
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Colby/Debra? No. I don't even think there are any. But now I want to.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yeah, he's hot. In a charismatic, smart-men-turn-me-on kind of way.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I would cry. My brain would break. And I would have nightmares. Forever.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
No, but if I think about it for a while, I could rec some awesome vids about her :)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh... no. Denny Crane doesn't have sex with men. He sleeps with Alan Shore ;)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Lorne/Weir vs. Lorne/Dexter... LORNE/DEXTER COLLEGE ROMANCE! lol, that would be brilliant. And poor Lorne, going back to a college reunion to find out his ex-boyfriend's a sociopathic serial killer XD
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
DENNY CRANE DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN! Julian would just wonder who was running the NC17-rated holosuite program when they called for medical assistance...
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
No. Because it would break my brain.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If Stuart's already pregnant with Wilson's baby, there never will be.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Cure For Cancer (And Other Perks Of Time Travel)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rodney's in town for a physics conference, goes to PPTH for an epi refill. He's snarky, House on clinic duty is snarky back. Exam room sex ensues.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
crazy_celebrian and I discuss it in cinemas and pubs.13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No, because it's icky. And Garak belongs with Julian ;)
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
No. THANK GOD.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
He wouldn't scream anything. Unless you mean that *other* passion, in which case if he might yell at whoever he's hacking to pieces with a chainsaw. I don't know what he would yell, though.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
To be utterly cliched, Cat Stevens' "Father and Son"
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
House/Wilson/Colby... but I'd want to make that a gen/case fic, in which case the warnings would be for violence and possible deaths.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
DENNY CRANE DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN! He'd so hit on Debra though. And there are two small words that will get him anything or anyone, anywhere, anytime. "Denny Crane."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday, actually. Fluffy McKay/Lorne :D
...So I'm thinking I should just leave Boston Legal out of future memes.
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Date: 2007-12-21 07:41 pm (UTC)TRU FAX.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No, because it's icky. And Garak belongs with Julian ;)
I HAVE READ ELIM HET!!! Elim/Ziyal. Oh yes. I'm a sick sick person.
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Date: 2007-12-21 08:13 pm (UTC):O
Please tell me it was background to slash. Please, please!!
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Date: 2007-12-21 08:50 pm (UTC)And whats more - I ENJOYED IT!!!
*is made of evil win*