I have needs too!

[thelibraniniquity]

Meme, stolen from t_eyla.

Type "[your name] needs" into Google and list the first ten wacky alternatives to expensive therapy sentences.

So, The Libran Iniquity needs...

1. guitars
2. your sexual attention
3. to be trained
4. a distraction
5. to focus
6. to attain a universal balance
7. a partner who is equal
8. Jupiter
9. more
10. to be understood

Any volunteers for #4 or 10? ;)